On dating in Michigan and having a good friend

TBone: you e-mailing my girl, dawg?
Michigone: yeah man
TBone: you nudging me out?
Michigone: straight-up pushing you out
TBone: not cool
Michigone: compromise, three way relationship? more ESPN, less pressure, best of all worlds. but we might need a bigger bed, i sleep oblique
TBone: your ability to meet girls is oh, bleak